Jamaica trip report
I just got back from a three day vacation in Ocho Rios, Jamaica. It was a well-deserved trip after a hectic summer at the World Series of Poker and even more poker after that ended. And it was a good excuse to spend some time with my girlfriend Nissa as poker’s been monopolizing my time a lot lately.
The trip started off super weird. After going through the security line at the airport, I spotted a creepy looking dude and pointed him out to Nissa. A while later I went to the bathroom and caught the dude in the stall next to me using his laptop while doing his business. I thought it was funny and snapped a pic, and just when I finished chuckling to myself, I noticed he was now playing hardcore porn. I was super weirded out and almost ran out of the bathroom to tell Nissa what I just saw. We studied the guy’s shoes in the picture, and sure enough creepy guy eventually emerged wearing the shoes. At least my reading abilities are right on even away from the poker tables!
Luckily weirdo wasn’t on my flight, and we took our redeye to Dallas without getting raped. We had a 5 hour layover at DFW, so we decided to book a room on priceline.com for a mere $35 + tax. So worth it! We took their free shuttle to the hotel and had a nice 3 hour nap before heading back for our flight to Jamaica.
Customs was a breeze, and we found our private car filled with booze to get us into the party atmosphere during the long drive. We arrived at the Riu an hour later, buzzed and excited about our upcoming relaxation. We went to bed early, planning to wake up early to make dinner reservations and enjoy the beach.
We had the alarm clock set for 9am, which was an hour after they starting taking reservations for that evening’s nicer restaurants. We got down there and found out ALL of the reservations were booked. That’s weird. They got us into the steakhouse for the next night, but I was bummed we wouldn’t have a fancy dinner the first night we’d be there. We went to go get breakfast and were confused as to why breakfast wasn’t being served anymore. I asked the guy what time it was, and he said around 12:30pm. What?! No wonder all of the reservations were full.
We ate lunch now, not able to enjoy a custom omelet or any of the foods we were craving, and we discussed how we made such an error. We set the clock ourselves when we arrived as it was blinking like it barely survived a power outage. Did we set it to Las Vegas time by accident? That was possible, but Nissa ensured me she set the clock to the time I told her, and my phone was on at least Dallas time, so I could only be off an hour if I gave the wrong time.
After blowing through theory after theory, we returned from our room and re-set our clock. After enjoying a few more hours of our vacation, we returned to find that the clock lost more time. Apparently this was a clock that looked like it worked, but would lose about 20 minutes every our. So overnight, it lost 3 hours. I wanted to break that alarm clock into a bunch of pieces. No fancy dinner, and I felt robbed of 3 hours of vacation. We slept like 14 hours the first night instead of our intended 11. Grrrr.
Oh well, we’re on vacation in Jamaica, so we’re supposed to let that stuff go, right? So I did. I told the hotel about the broken clock and they did nothing, so I just used my iPod as an alarm clock from then on and set wake-up calls from the front desk as backup.
Other than that minor incident, the hotel exceeded my expectations as the grounds were terrific, the food was good, and the staff were the friendliest I’d encountered in any resort hotel I’ve stayed in. For the price, I don’t think I could have been happier. We spent our time lounging in the sun, enjoying tropical drinks and each others company. I only wish we could have stayed an extra day or three.
I can’t wait until we have the time and money to take another all-inclusive trip, though I think our next vacation may have to be a big city one for variety sake. Hmm, where to go, where to go…
Pictures of our trip are at http://bit.ly/I4ep5
A full review of the hotel is at http://bit.ly/1oIkXw
Review of PokerZig Tournament Finder for iPhone
Well this is a new one for me… I’m here to write a review of the iPhone (and iPod Touch) application PokerZig that a few friends of mine took a part in putting together. Even stranger, I was bullied into downloading this application, so rather than getting paid, it costs me $1.99 to do this review. But that’s ok… I was offered to be reimbursed, but I’m happy to support my friends.
If you don’t already know, PokerZig is an app that will allow you to find a live tournament in Las Vegas that suits your needs. It does a decent job of doing so, as loading the app instantly shows you a list of upcoming tournaments, including time, venue, and buyin. Clicking on a tournament gives you more information such as the average number of players, duration, starting chips, typical 1st place, and what % of the buyin goes to the house. It also shows a rating from 1 to 5 chips (stars), though it’s very unclear who’s rating the tournament. My first instinct was to go to the Bellagio tournament I play often and give it five stars like I do when listening to music, but it did not allow me to click to give it my rating.
It was then that I realized that I couldn’t click on hardly anything. If I played a tournament that reported 40 average players and the day I played it got 20, I would love to click on the app and update a database somewhere so that the average would be better reflected for myself and future users. This is one area that I think the app would be very useful for if a handful of players continually updated them, as the information available on the Internet won’t necessarily be 100% accurate. If this application let you see past # of entrants and averages, it would be very useful. For example, I tried to play a Wynn tournament that the Internet told me had an average of 30 players, yet on the night I showed up, it didn’t run. Had I known via PokerZig that other players had run into this problem or that the field could sometimes be 10 people, I wouldn’t have ever showed up.
Another problem with this application is that at the bottom of the screen, you only have the option to see tournaments by date, by event series (they call it “majors”), or by casino. I didn’t see an option to see tournaments sorted by buyin. I want to play higher buyins, but recreational players may want a buyin in a certain range. Another great option that I use on AllVegasPoker’s tournament listings is sorting by vig, so that I can find the tournaments that take the least amount out of the prize pool. There is no reason why this app can’t integrate sorting by both buyin or vig.
Going further, I’d like to see this app offer a filter, rather than just sorting. For example, I’d like to be able to pull up a screen to find a tournament with a buyin from $100 to $200, with a vig of 18% or lower, and between 11am and 5pm. With all of the sliders I see on the iPhone, I see no reason why this wouldn’t be an easy task to program. And, for completeness, why not have a “pick a tournament for me” option where you can shake your iPod and it will spin a wheel and pick a tournament that’s starting within the next hour.
Lastly, the app fails to make use of the location services available on the iPhone. I believe the app could be programmed so that it would know where you were, and you could list tournaments sorted by proximity. That way, if you were playing at Bellagio and busted out, you could see where the closest tournaments are that were coming up in the next few hours.
Now the question is will I continue to use it? Unfortunately, for me, the answer is no. See, I don’t own an iPhone, just an iPod Touch. I would use it if I busted from a tournament and was looking for another tournament to get into, but I’d need Wifi to be able to do this. If I had an iPhone, I would definitely be making use of this app in the future. I encourage the developers to consider porting the application to Windows Mobile so I can use it on my Touch Pro.
A comparison of live tournament fees
So after my blog post and my tweeting about my displeasure with the World Poker Showdown not being up front with the fees they are taking, the Hard Rock poker room has been tweeting incorrect information in protest to my tweets. Here’s the two tweets I take exception to:
ALL tournaments take 3% out for Mega Stacks. Line 1 of Mega Stack Poker Showdown payout SHEET DISCLOSES the 3%. Just read it~No SECRET
This comment is just blatantly wrong. The “fact sheet” discloses the 3%, but the payout sheet and all of the promotional materials do not.
Bad spelling aside, this is wrong as well. In past “Deep Stack” tournament series, Venetian has taken 14.4% from their $340’s, which is $49. $30 goes to the house, $10 goes to the staff add-on, and $9 (3% of the $300 buyin) goes to the staff.
As for the World Series, this year’s structure sheets show that they take anywhere from 6% to 10%, depending upon the buyin. For the stimulus event, which was $1000 to enter (not $1000 plus some fee), they removed 10% total — 7% or $70 for the house and 3% or $30 for the staff. For the $10,000 Main Event, they removed a mere 6% total — $420 (4.2%) for the house and $180 (1.8%) for the staff. With a bigger buyin tournament with a bigger field, they’re making it up in volume, so they can afford to have a lower tournament fee.
To compare this to the World Poker Showdown at the Hard Rock, they’re charging $10 more than the Venetian did for their $300 events, which makes the tournament fee 16.9%. To review, they’re charging $40 for the house, $10 for the staff add-on, and $9 (3% of the $300 buyin) for the staff. On top of them having the highest fees for a tournament series here in Las Vegas, the Hard Rock seems to be missing the point that I am upset that they were not upfront and honest in what they were taking out, and their higher rake led me to believe they were not removing 3%, which would have made their tournament fee a much more reasonable 14.3% ($50 / $350).
Unfortunately, as I said before, the Venetian has posted their schedule for their upcoming Deep Stack series in November, and their $300 events have moved from $330 to $340, making their fees equal to what the World Poker Showdown is charging now. Venetian seemed to influence the poker industry with its deep stack structures, so I am afraid that they may set a trend of getting away with charging $10 more for $300 events.
To summarize:
- WSOP = 6% to 10% withheld from buyin due to larger buyins & field size (fully disclosed on structure sheet)
- Venetian (past events) = 14.4% withheld from their $340’s (fully disclosed on schedule)
- World Poker Showdown = 16.9% withheld from their $350’s (not fully disclosed on structure sheet)
Be warned about Hard Rock’s World Poker Showdown!
Yesterday was the most upset I’ve been leaving a poker room after cashing in a tournament that I can recall, and I’m ready to blog about it to give you all the details.
There’s a company called World Poker Showdown that runs one to two week tournament series for poker players that have smaller bankrolls — anywhere from $100 to $500 events with main events that are a few thousand. Friday started their series at the Hard Rock in conjunction with the Canadian Poker Tour, who they partnered with in the Dominican Republic for a similar series earlier in the year. As I had no poker tournament scheduled for this month, I was excited about the prospect, though hesitant about what the turnout might be.
On Friday I played event #1, a $300 buyin, which got 93 runners. I busted out short of the money and ended up heading back on Saturday for event #2, a $500 buyin. This tournament got a dismal 31 entrants. I ended up taking 4th place for a paltry $1500 after 14 1/2 hours of play. Prior to playing the tournament, I read all of the flyers in the poker room to understand what they were offering and how everything works. The flyer they were disseminating showed a $340 buyin and a $550 buyin for events #1 and #2. Compared to the Venetian’s most recent Deep Stack series, the Hard Rock’s $340 buyin was slightly higher than the Venetian’s $330. When I showed up to the cage, I learned that there was a $10 “optional” dealer add-on that wasn’t listed on the flyer, so it ended up being a $350 tournament. Venetian also has this option.
My real problem lies in the fact that Hard Rock, WPS, and CPT hid the fact that they were removing 3% for dealer staff without telling anyone. Not one of the promotional flyers I have seen, nor the payout structure sheet inside the Hard Rock poker room, lists this 3% fee. Further, the payout sheet shows the breakdowns for a 31 person tournament as paying 5 places and adds up to 100% payout, not 97%. My 4th place finish was listed as 10% of the prize pool, which should have been $1550 ($500 x 31 = $15500 x 10%). When the floor explained to me about the 3% fee, he could not show me anything that explained this. He had to call the owner of the WPS to find out that it was listed on a separate sheet in the back of the poker titled “fact sheet.” Even still, they apparently decided to “round down” the payouts to make a few extra bucks, as $1500 x 97% = $1503.50, not $1500. Yes, it’s only a few dollars, but where is it going? The other players aren’t as observant as I, so I estimate that the Hard Rock will make an additional $30-$80 per tournament if they keep rounding down like that. I only hope that the dealers and floormen are pocketing this money and not the Hard Rock corporation.
Now I’m sure I’ll come off as a complainer by posting all of these facts, and that’s fine, I am definitely complaining. But to clarify, my issue is not that they’re taking out 3%. My issue is that this fact is hidden and not listed upfront. On top of that, they’re still doing poor math, which I can only hope was a brief oversight for my one tournament. On top of THAT, they’re charging more than “industry standard” for their $300’s. I guess that’s the way things are going, however, as the posted buyins for the next Venetian Deep Stack show $340’s taking the place of $330’s. Perhaps Matt Savage can explain to me why it’s costing more to run a lower priced buyin event. I again commend Venetian for giving out $10 food comps with every tournament entry, which effectively lowers their buy-in price by $10 as I am usually at a tournament long enough to need to eat a meal.
I will say that though this is the first real tournament series the Hard Rock is running, they’re doing a good job of it so far. The floorman I dealt with (I apologize for forgetting his name) was very reasonable and understood my concerns about the 3% as well as other issues, like introducing unscheduled breaks that prolonged the tournament. The dealers were overall pretty good, though not well-versed with the TDA Rules as they are primarily a cash game room. My advice to the TD’s is to educate their dealers a little better on this, especially concerning collusion as a lot of these players seem to play together on a regular basis and talk a lot about playing their favorite hand or other forms of unintentional collusion.
I had said last night that I will not be playing any more of these tournaments. After discussing it rationally with my roommate, I was reminded that the players are bad and there is still good value in them, even if I feel lied to since the fees were not listed up front. I may play more of these, but I will certainly be scaling back in the number of them that I will play.
Less intelligent eBay buyers
I originally titled this “Stupid eBay buyers” but that seems too harsh. I’m sure this lady isn’t stupid, just less intelligent than a lot of people. By the way, there’s no point to this story really, other than to vent.
I put up my old broken laptop on eBay, and it sold on Friday evening. The lady had asked me some questions before the auction ended, which I happily responded to in a timely fashion. When the auction ended, I was enjoying my Friday evening at the Hard Rock Hotel with some friends. When I came home at 5am, I went straight to bed. There’s where my happiness ended.
Prior to falling asleep, my buyer had sent me payment for the laptop, and apparently decided that since I didn’t respond within minutes with a tracking number, that I was pulling a scam to steal her $56. Forget that my eBay account has a 776 feedback rating meaning that I have made at least that many buyers or sellers happy. Over the course of my slumber, she emailed me first, and then proceeded to request my cell phone number from eBay and call me once and text me three times. Each time my phone vibrated and woke me up.
When I finally woke up for the day, I was none too pleased and told her she was way out of line. She wrote back and even agreed! I just don’t get it. Where’s the judgment? It’s not like I’m running an eBay store and have a staff that answers emails 24/7. It’s very clear that I just sell odds and ends. Yet this lady decided that on a Saturday morning, she should have already received a tracking number from me.
The really weird thing is when I got woken up over and over, I somehow knew it was this lady who bought my laptop. How could I possibly know this before waking up and looking at my missed texts? That completely baffles me, but I swear I woke up and knew who was to blame for a shitty night’s sleep.